Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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