Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
My vagina just clenched in fear
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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