Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
