so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
you never un-have a 4some
I need to calm my uterus...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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