How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
