with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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