This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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