So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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