The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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