A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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