so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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