I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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