Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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