I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Drake has all the answers
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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