At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
So squirting runs in the family.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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