***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I'm drive I can fine osifer
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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