how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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