I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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