when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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