Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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