Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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