awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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