I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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