White coat. Heels.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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