It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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