Your tits are I can't wait for
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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