I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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