her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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