absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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