I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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