I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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