Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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