im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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