Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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