i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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