This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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