The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
