I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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