Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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