Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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