My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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