suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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