Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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