Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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