I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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