But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
