Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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