I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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