I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
this is an emotional support booty call
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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