It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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