??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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